I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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