In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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