why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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