Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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