I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My cat gives me a boner
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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