i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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