Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
