she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Sponge bath it is.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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