I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Randomize
