You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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