And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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