Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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