no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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