Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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