so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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