I'd wear matching sweaters with you
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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