Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
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my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize