Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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