I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
4 words: hood of his car
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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