There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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