I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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