okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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