i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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