I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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