I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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