Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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