none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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