I looked at my own cervix.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
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I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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