his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Pooping to opera.
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