there was a trapeze. enough said
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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