NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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