so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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