I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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