i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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