If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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