I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
you never un-have a 4some
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