I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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