Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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