Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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