His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Randomize