We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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