I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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