I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
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I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize