Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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