david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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