I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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