dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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