I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You left your phone here
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