i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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