I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
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WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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