Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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