how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
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The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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