On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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