I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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